Wednesday, July 23, 2008

PLEASE REMAIN CALM!

The following is an anonymous message to those concerned about a recent epiphany cast on Chris Rackley.

For years now, Chris Rackley had been sure of himself, confident of his every move and determined that every course of action would be under his complete control and always for the good of man kind and those around him.

Then came the "Whoops." The "Whoops" statement was made by Chris Rackley initially on Sunday, July 20, at approximately 10:08 p.m. Since that time, an outbreak of concern and outrageous rumors have surrounded him as his friends, colleagues, and even his family, try to understand the "Whoops." It's the single word that has shocked a nation.

So just what is this "Whoops"? What did Chris Rackley mean? At this point, all we can discern is that something must have dawned on Chris that would turn the world upside down once he became aware of it. To the average joe, it would be the equivalent of thinking of something and saying "Oh, crud!" and "You've gotta be flippin' kidding me!"

But for this man, only ONE WORD would suffice.

So far, Chris Rackley is refusing to comment to ANYBODY just what made him utter such a shocking, abbreviated statement. But this blog will dig out the truth. Yes, we'll uncover the layers of secrecy that Chris has unfolded one by one by one until the truth about the "Whoops" is revealed.

So PLEASE! REMAIN CALM!

And stay tuned . . .

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