WHOOPS!

The Truth

2008-07-31T20:44:00.000-07:00

Well, the truth is finally here. I've finally secured the truth behind the now-infamous "whoops" yelped by Chris Rackley more two weeks ago. But better yet - I've secured a special video announcing the "Whoops."

So here it is, people - direct from the closest source you can get to Kim and Chris Rackley, I present to you Chloe - as she spills the beans. . . :-)

More details to come! Plus the (quite abruptly hilarious) full story on how Chris got the news and let slip that shocking word! :-)

Thanks for playing everybody - it's been fun!

PLEASE - REMAIN CALM!!!!!

2008-07-31T14:57:00.000-07:00

CHLOE REACTS TO THE "WHOOPS" NEWS!!!!

2008-07-29T20:42:00.000-07:00

With the reveal of the "whoops" soon to be upon us, I was able to snatch up this clip from Chris's in-laws. "What's the clip about?" you ask? Well, I'm told this is Chloe's reacting to the news of Chris's "Whoops."

You be the judge . . .

Well, what do you think? Can we expect good news, bad news, or something else entirely? We're less than 48 hours away from finding out!

BE ADVISED: DO NOT PANIC!!!!

2008-07-28T12:41:00.000-07:00

REMEMBER KIDS . . .

2008-07-27T19:12:00.000-07:00

. . . DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

And PLEASE - REMAIN CALM!!!!

Is this a CLUE to Chris's "Whoops"?

2008-07-25T08:02:00.000-07:00

I received this video from a source near Chris earlier today and was subsequently told that the video contained a BIG CLUE as to the mystery behind the "Whoops!" Watch closely . . .

New Discovery Made

2008-07-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

I have made the biggest discovery yet!

That is all.

AHA! Success!

2008-07-23T18:48:00.000-07:00

I knew I could bring Chris out of the woodwork fast! I got this email a little while ago from him:

My Dearest "Whoops" Person:

I really don't know what you're up to, and I know you're playing dumb like you don't know what's going on - but that you probably know more than you should.

I'm asking you to leave this alone. If I wanted to tell everyone "something," I'd tell them. So I'm not sure what you're playing at. If you know as much as I think you know, then you know something will be said in short order. So again, if you could help me out and let all this kind of go away. You're talking to a bunch of people I care about and I know they're getting "riled up" and believe me, you don't want to see these people "riled up."

Thanks for your help.

Chris

HA! Are you kidding me? Not only will I NOT give this up, but Chris just gave us a bunch of info! Let's break it down:

1) He's going to have to say something. Though then again, he didn't say HE would be saying it. He just said "something will have to be said in short order." Fair enough. After all, he said all he would ever say is, "Whoops."

2) He thinks I know something. I really don't know anything. BUT, I have lots of "eyes" around this guy and believe you me, I can find stuff out. It'll only be a matter of time.

So my goal is simple, I'm going to figure out what's going on and get it up here BEFORE he has to "say it." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PLEASE REMAIN CALM!

2008-07-23T14:25:00.000-07:00

The following is an anonymous message to those concerned about a recent epiphany cast on Chris Rackley.

For years now, Chris Rackley had been sure of himself, confident of his every move and determined that every course of action would be under his complete control and always for the good of man kind and those around him.

Then came the "Whoops." The "Whoops" statement was made by Chris Rackley initially on Sunday, July 20, at approximately 10:08 p.m. Since that time, an outbreak of concern and outrageous rumors have surrounded him as his friends, colleagues, and even his family, try to understand the "Whoops." It's the single word that has shocked a nation.

So just what is this "Whoops"? What did Chris Rackley mean? At this point, all we can discern is that something must have dawned on Chris that would turn the world upside down once he became aware of it. To the average joe, it would be the equivalent of thinking of something and saying "Oh, crud!" and "You've gotta be flippin' kidding me!"

But for this man, only ONE WORD would suffice.

So far, Chris Rackley is refusing to comment to ANYBODY just what made him utter such a shocking, abbreviated statement. But this blog will dig out the truth. Yes, we'll uncover the layers of secrecy that Chris has unfolded one by one by one until the truth about the "Whoops" is revealed.

So PLEASE! REMAIN CALM!

And stay tuned . . .